Friday, November 6, 2009

I HATE COLLEGE

...when the freaking homecoming parade is about 50 yards from your apartment and there are __ (fill in the blank) college students who are screaming and chanting and singing and it's freaking loud...it's up the street, below my apartment--everyone is yelling! all i want to do is watch White Christmas, snuggle up with a cup of tea, some awesome sugar cookies i got from wal mart, and watch a stinkin movie. screw college on days like this. and screw school traditions.
i'm not sure where that came from. i've never held any angst for such activities, but right now i'm very cynical. i just want to watch a nice movie and eat nice cookies and drink nice, warm tea and think nice things. they keep beating a drum-type thing and it's so loud! please just imagine me all snuggly on the couch, getting teary-eyed when bing and whats-his-face start singing to the general, and things are so sweet and emotional and then rosemary and ellen come out in the cutest outfits ever, then they break out in "white christmas" and i'm all excited and reflective, hoping for a white christmas, wishing i could remember a white christmas, and i'm interupted loudness! all loudness! arrrrrrrrrrggggggggggg.

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