Tingly Nose

So either I've contracted some terrible Belgian disease or I have a miserable cold. Intense head pressure around the temples and forehead, snot running down my face mid-sleep, piles of snot rags littering the living room table, my bedstand, the floor beneath my trash can, IN my trash can...
And I hate that non-stop tingly feeling in the bridge of my nose. The one where I always feel like I'll sneeze.
And I keep sneezing. I feel like my fingertips are permanently slicked with snot and lotiony tissue residue.
Uggghhhhh.